Showing posts with label letter w. Show all posts
Showing posts with label letter w. Show all posts

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Woolgathering

wool-gath-er-ing (wo͝olˌgaT͟H(ə)riNG)

noun
1. An idle indulgence in fantasy or imagination, usually in avoidance of more productive tasks.
All writers of fiction hope to turn woolgathering into a fruitful occupation.

Synonyms: castle in the air, conceiving, daydream, dream, fancy, fancying, figment of imagination, fond hope, fool's paradise, head trip, imagination, imagining, in a zone, mind trip, musing, phantasm, phantasy, pie in the sky, pipe dream, reverie, stargazing, trip, vision, wish.

adjective
1. Of a dreamy or absent minded nature.
I never regret the daydreaming, but I resent the woolgathering expression that lets others know that I've stopped paying attention.

Synonyms: absent-minded, absorbed, abstracted, airheaded, airheaded, bemused, careless, daydreaming, distracted, distrait, dreaming, dreamy, engrossed, faraway, forgetful, goofing off, head in the clouds, heedless, inattentive, inconscient, lost, mooning, moony, oblivious, out to lunch, pipe dreaming, preoccupied, remote, removed, scatterbrained, space cadet, spacey, spacey, surroundings, unaware of events, unconscious, unheeding, unmindful, unobservant, unthinking, withdrawn.

* I don't think it's a stretch to suggest that this word is a mockery of the actual act of gathering wool from places frequented by sheep, like a pasture or a barn, rather than sheering the wool off the sheep themselves.
** For the purposes of listening to Supertramp, let's say a woolgatherer is a dreamer.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Whyfor

why-for (hwīfôr)

adverb
1. Implores reason, justification, explanation, motive...
Oh, Canada, whyfor hath thou elected a Conservative majority?

Synonyms: why.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Waitron

wait-ron* (wāˈtrŏnˌ, -trən)

noun
1. A mechanical waiter or waitress.
The visionaries at Hanna-Barbera imagined that one day waitrons would anticipate our every need in dining establishments.

Synonyms: attendant, butler, garcon, host, hostess, maître d', server, would-be actor/artist/dancer/musician/writer.

* If you consider the etymology of waitron, it comes from the same root as the words waiter and waitress, but is combined with the Greek suffix "tron" meaning instrument or machine, thereby dehumanizing the term. Consequently, this term could be considered extremely offensive to those in the fine profession of bringing me delicious food that hasn't been spat on or otherwise fondled. Such offense was not my intention.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Winner

win-ner (wnr)

noun
1. The person or team with the best score at a sporting event.
And the winner is... Charlie Sheen.
2. A highly successful person.
Charlie Sheen is an unemployed winner.

Synonyms: champ, champion, conquering hero, first, hero, master, medalist, number one, prize winner, pro, star, top dog, victor, virtuoso.

3. Most commonly used sarcastically to mean the opposite of the definitions above.
Charlie Sheen is an unemployed winner.

Synonyms: Charlie Sheen.